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## JUST FOR FUN

### Cartoon Corner

Applied Math? (click picture to see)

### 'Tis the Season

 A  CALCULUS  CAROL By Denis Gannon (1940-1991) (sung to the tune of "Oh, Christmas Tree") Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, How tough are both your branches. Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, To pass, what are my chances? Derivatives I cannot take, At integrals my fingers shake. Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, How tough are both your branches. Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, Your theorems I can't master. Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, My proofs are a disaster. You pull a trick out of the air, Or find a reason, God knows where. Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, Your theorems I can't master. Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, Your problems do distress me. Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, Related rates depress me. I walk toward lampposts in my sleep, And running water makes me weep. Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, Your problems do distress me. Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, My limit I am reaching. Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, For mercy I'm beseeching. my grades do not approach a B, They're just an epsilon from D. Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, My limit I am reaching.
Dictionary of Definitions of Terms Commonly Used in Math lectures.
The following is a guide to terms which are
commonly used but rarely defined. In the
search for proper definitions for these
terms we found no authoritative,nor even
recognized, source. Thus, we followed the
advice of mathematicians handed down from
time immortal: "Wing It."
CLEARLY:
I don't want to write down all the "in- between" steps.
TRIVIAL:
If I have to show you how to do this, you're in the wrong class.
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A Challenge ...
A challenge for many long ages
Had baffled the savants and sages.
Yet at last came the light:
Seems old Fermat was right--
To the margin add 200 pages.
Mathematics...
... is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato
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